This is the general gist of one of yesterdays 'top' stories:
Jordan/ Katie Price/ Mrs Reid/ the biggest disgrace to womanhood since the night Margaret Thatcher’s Mother decided against contraception; has decided that as her life isn’t quite false enough, she would like to have her husband’s face altered to her liking via plastic surgery.
How romantic.
The bigger-boob-than-brain-bimbo has decided that although she loves hubby Alex Reid ‘with all her heart’, she doesn’t love his nose or ears after all the trauma that they have suffered due to years of cage-fighting abuse.
I am inclined to agree with the bimbo actually, perhaps her hubby does need surgery- brain surgery.
Clearly there is something wrong with the orange dim-wit and not just because he married this woman, but also because he allegedly doesn’t even agree with plastic surgery- (other than when done on women’s breasts’), and that he is just to scared to say NO!!
How absolutely ridiculous! An unoriginal response to the story would be: “your partner should love you for who you are and not what you look like...” but then again superficial is as superficial does.
Just one word of advice Alex; I wouldn’t rely on Jordan as your main image consultant if I were you, or pretty soon you will have more modification’s than a ‘boy racer’s’ badly painted Vauxhall Corsa.
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